Maokir

(Huge groups of students quickly fill the lecture hall in preparation for yet another long day of learning at Internet University. Seated in a row far in the back of the classroom, a barely-awake Twitter waits patiently for his good friend Facebook to hang up his Chatbox) Facebook: “No, I told you last night I haven’t seen it, remember? Look, man, if that thing’s that important to you you should go see Google about it. I have to go.” Twitter: “I am wondering who that was” Facebook: “Oh it was just Craig. He lost his stupid list again. I keep telling that guy to get more organized” Twitter: “Tsh

As sunlight begins creeping over the dorms of Internet University, massive waves of students begin their daily routines, with IMing and long cafeteria load times abound. We join a scene in the bedroom of notable info-maniac personality Twitter as his roommate Facebook attempts to get him out of bed” Facebook: "Twitter! Come on get up!" Twitter: "I'm getting up! Stop poking me!" Facebook: "Well hurry up! I could write four notes by the time you get ready" Twitter: "Okay, I'm up. Now I'm putting on my sock" Facebook: "I don't need the play by play, Tweet" Twitter: "Dang, I can't find a good shirt. I'm now searching my closet. I’